Saturday, October 30, 2010

excelente! :)



Translation

Buzz's memory reset

Woody: Open his back! There's a switch button.

[switches the switch]

Buzz:..........I show you no mercy!

Woody: Ah! It's not working! Why it's not working? Where is the manual?

Ham: Here you go. It should be a small hole under the switch.

Woody: Small hole.. Got it!

Ham: To reset you Buzz Lightyear, insert paper clip..

Woody: Rex! Use your finger!

Rex: Haa! *panic

Woody: Okay, now what? 

Ham: Err.. let see. Caution : Do not hold the button for more than 5 seconds.

[Rex pulls out its finger immediately]

Rex: It's not my fault!

[Immediately, after being reset into Spanish, Buzz speaks into his wrist communicator]

Buzz: I have awakened from hyper-sleep on a strange planet.

Ham: Now what did you do?

Rex: I just did what you told me!

Buzz: I'm surrounded by alien creatures of unknown intentions. *surprise* Who goes there? Friend or Foe?

[AIMS laser at Woody]

Woody: Uh ... friends! We're all friends!

[turns off the laser]

Buzz: I have a hard landing and had my memory erased.

[kisses on Woody's cheek quickly]

Buzz: Has anyone seen my spaceship?

Woody: We gotta switch him back.

Buzz dances

[dancing around her]

Buzz: Come wth me, senorita, and I shall show you the wonders of the galaxy. And together, with our love, we shall defeat evil.

[Jessie hugs Woody]

Buzz: The cowboy!